1DDATE(1) Emperor Norton User Command DDATE(1)
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6 ddate - convert Gregorian dates to Discordian dates
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9 ddate [+format] [date]
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12 ddate prints the date in Discordian date format.
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14 If called with no arguments, ddate will get the current system date,
15 convert this to the Discordian date format and print this on the stan‐
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21 format string mechanism of date(1), only almost completely differently.
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24 %A Full name of the day of the week (i.e., Sweetmorn)
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30 %b Abbreviated name of the season (i.e., Chs)
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45 %X Number of days remaining until X-Day. (Not valid if the SubGe‐
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58 Sweetmorn, Bureaucracy 42, 3161 YOLD
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60 % ddate +'Today is %{%A, the %e of %B%}, %Y. %N%nCelebrate %H'
61 Today is Sweetmorn, the 42nd of Bureaucracy, 3161.
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64 It's Prickle-Prickle, the 50th of Bureaucracy, 3161.
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67 % ddate +"Today's %{%A, the %e of %B%}, %Y. %N%nCelebrate %H" 29 2 1996
68 Today's St. Tib's Day, 3162.
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80 8661 AD rather than 1998 AD. Thus, the True X-Day is Cfn 40, 9827.
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84 Original program by Druel the Chaotic aka Jeremy Johnson
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86 Major rewrite by Lee H:. O:. Smith, KYTP, aka Andrew Bulhak
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88 Gregorian B.C.E. dates fixed by Chaplain Nyan the Wiser, aka Dan Dart
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100 Malaclypse the Younger, Principia Discordia, Or How I Found Goddess And
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